Monday, March 31, 2014

Do you want to draw?

Often times, I want to draw something. I come up with a perfect plan in my head, then as soon as my pencil hits the paper, a disaster unfolds. I end up stopping half-way though or my picture turns out horrible.

Why me?
Well never fear! For I have found a website that teaches you how to draw things like this:






Rapunzel looks a little weird, but she was the first one I drew so, bear with me here :) 

They all came from this AMAZING website I found that gives super easy to understand drawing tutorials (video and pictures) and it's incredible! This is the website:


Trust me, guys, it's incredible.

Stop dreaming that you can be a good artist, and GO BE ONE! :)

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Soccer!

It's that time of year again: soccer season. 

I didn't play soccer in the fall (long story short, annoying players, annoying coaches, extremely competitive high school) so the last time I played soccer for a real team was...a year ago. 

Yikes.

This is me all winter

I'm excited, but somewhat nervous. I haven't done anything ALL winter so I'm completely out of shape. I'm afraid I may be the slowest person on the team (My dad says otherwise, but a girl can wonder). Anywho, also this is the last season I get to play with my older sister, Sam, before she leaves for college in the fall. My dad's like "Cherish it!" Meanwhile I'm still worrying about being the slowest player.

This is me now...only that's how fast I'd actually be running not in slow-mo

I hope we just play games tomorrow or something to kind of 'get back in the soccer mode'. Shoot, I need to go find my cleats...

Anywho! I found them...in my soccer bag...that hasn't been touched in about a year...oh gosh it probably reeks like heck in there... *shivers*. Anyone who plays soccer, or any sport for that matter, knows that equipment gets smelly, and I mean REALLY smelly!

So wish me luck that I don't die at our first practice tomorrow (although I get the sneaky feeling that I probably will). If I do die, the funeral is to be Thursday at noon. Please attend if you can :)

Bye! And good luck to everyone out there who are starting soccer practice this week.

Movie Review: Divergent

Divergent came out on March 21st. Here I shall (attempt) to write a (decent) review on it so that you will (hopefully) know what you're getting into when you (better) go see it. It’s rated PG-13.


Divergent Synopsis:

Divergent is based on the bestseller book Divergent by Veronica Roth. It follows the story of a teenage girl, Tris. She lives in a dystopian world set in futuristic Chicago. When teenagers reach a certain age, they are required to take a test and choose which faction they are to live in for the rest of their lives. Tris takes the test, and chooses her faction. The movie is about her journey through the initiation tests, and the war that’s threatening to break out among the factions.

The Factions:

The factions are different groups of people, you could call them civilizations, who believe that different virtues are the most important.

Erudite – They believe that knowledge is the most important thing in life. They are in charge of the city’s medicine, technology, and they run the schools. Their colors are blue and white.

Abnegation – They believe that being selfless, pure, and simple is the most important thing. They are not allowed to look in mirrors more than a couple seconds each day for fear of becoming vain. Since they are said to help everyone, they're trusted to run the government. Their colors are grey and white.

Dauntless – They believe that bravery, courage, and standing up for people are the most important things. However, their morals have corrupted over time and they are more of daredevils and stunt men. They are in charge of the city’s military, police force, and they guard the fence. Their main color is black, but they wear other dark colors like red and purple, too.

Amity – They believe being kind and gentle is the most important thing. They grow and harvest all of the city’s food and raise the livestock. Their colors are red and yellow.

Candor – They believe in telling the truth. Even if it will hurt someone else, they are never allowed to tell a lie. They are in charge of the judicial system. Their colors are black, white, and a little bit of grey.

These are the symbols of each faction
The Cast:

Shailene Woodley is the actress who plays Tris (Beatrice). She is the main character of the movie. She did a good job encompassing Tris’s kick-butt attitude but also presenting her vulnerability. She also looks quite a lot how I envisioned Tris looking. I was a bit skeptical at first of her since she was the main girl in ABC’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager. I never watched it, but it didn’t exactly seem like the best quality show. However, I thought she was a superb Tris Prior.

Theo James is the actor who plays Four (Tobias). He is the supporting actor, however he is kind of complex and he is kind of like the second main actor. The chemistry between Theo and Shailene felt exactly like Tris and Four did in the book. They were really funny together and had a great relationship. At first I didn’t like Theo James as Four, but now I love him. I think he’s a perfect Four.

Kate Winslet (probably better known for her role as Rose from The Titanic) is the actress who plays Jenine Matthews, the Erudite leader. She did an excellent job, in my opinion. She was the perfect ‘nice on the outside but not on the inside’ woman.

The rest of the cast was okay. I loved Zoe Kravitz as Christina. However, they didn’t develop Will, Edward, Al, and Peter enough as characters. Plus, the actors for them look like they could be brothers so it was really hard to tell them apart. Caleb was good, I think the actor looked like him and he did a good job representing Caleb. (Even though I hate Caleb for reasons only people who've read Allegiant will understand).

How Accurate It Was:

For those of you who haven’t read the book OR seen the movie, DO NOT READ THIS BECAUSE IT WILL (probably) CONTAIN SPOILERS!

Everything that I could remember from the book was in the movie EXCEPT – the butter knife scene when Peter stabs Edward’s eye out with a butter knife. I was somewhat looking forward to this scene because it really showed who Peter was as a person, it introduced you to Edward, and it showed some of Tris’s personality too.

ALSO! They left out Uriah. His name is on the leader board, but he wasn’t introduced. I think I have a guess as to he might be (the black man who helps Tris into the zip line) but he wasn’t formally introduced.

SPOILERS SPOILERS!

I was really mad when Will died in the book, but in the movie it didn’t grab me as much. Will wasn’t developed enough as a character. He threw in a couple funny jokes here and there, but he wasn’t made as much of a main focus as he was in the book. I think Al's death affected me more than Will's death did, and I don't even really like Al. 

I loved Tris’s mom. They added a scene….SPOILERS!

They added a scene in the movie where Tris’s mom comes and visits her while Tris is in Dauntless that I loved. This scene really showed you who Tris's mom was and I was extremely sad when her mom died. I think I cried. :)

Okay so the Pit wasn’t exactly what I thought it was going to be. It wasn’t as dark and crazy and just pure awesome as the book made it sound.

The fear landscapes. In the book, those scenes were EXTREMELY intense. However in the movie, they weren’t as intense as I would have liked. Also, they were really long and crazy in the book, but in the movie, they weren’t as… fear inducing. It’s a fear landscape for crying out loud!

The factions were perfect though, I may have said a lot of negative stuff above, but everything else was perfect and EXTREMELY well done. Bravo to them!

Profanity/Other Stuff:

There were two usages of b**ch, and I think one usage of a**h**e. There was also a scene of intense kissing and a man pushing a woman against a bed and kissing her. However, she beat him up, so it wasn’t really that bad. >:D (As I said above, it is rated PG-13)

Overall:

I’d say it was a really well-done action movie. The capture the flag game was awesome. There were tons of gun fights and a lot of hand-to-hand combat.  I enjoyed the movie and seeing the book come to life. It was extremely violent! I warned you. 

I can hear people screaming now, “How did it compare to the Hunger Games?!” Well, it wasn’t quite as emotionally exhausting, and it was just a smidge less intense (for me) than the Hunger Games and Catching Fire. But you can’t really compare them because they are two pretty different things.

Rating:

I’d give it, a 8.5/10. It was really well made and it was a thoroughly entertaining (and at parts funny) and awesome movie. Definitely go see it!


Friday, March 28, 2014

Character Appreciation: Dory

We are going to make a new series called 'Character Appreciation'. Each time, we will focus on a certain character from a movie/book/etc. and say why they are awesome! This issue, we will be focusing on everyone's favorite fish...


 
Dory!

First of all, Dory is bilingual. Whale totally counts.
I wish I could speak whale...

She can read human!
Pretty impressive for a fish.

She is intimidating.
However, it's hard to be intimidating when you're that cute.

She's not afraid of new things.
I'm pretty sure we all want a squishy.

She's super deep.
If you don't believe me, here's another:

She gives great advice.
#JustKeepSwimming

We hope you enjoyed the first issue of Character Appreciation! Now here's a picture to make you smile. 
That's the best part of the whole movie right there. (Post other reasons you love Dory in the comments!!)

Thursday, March 27, 2014

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!

I am really excited and I just like have to tell people because I'm SO EXCITED! Today I (well, not me personally) purchased a plane ticket to fly down and see Elly this summer!! We are like best friends and we have 1, 323 miles (I googled it) between us. I haven't seen her since she moved away last July and, if you can't tell, I am really excited because, as Mrs. Incredible says:

 "Now it's OFFICIAL!! HA HA HA! Why do we have so much junk?"
BTW -- THEY'RE MAKING AN INCREDIBLES 2!! :D



This is basically how I feel right now. *siiiigh....* I totally feel you Aladdin...

I just wanted to share that because I can't keep my emotions bottled up inside of me anymore! IT MUST BE RELEASED!!
   How cute is that?

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

EHEHEHEHEHEHE

   HELLO. This week is really crazy for me.
   I finished The Iliad, and then vaunted over it, claiming myself to be the conqueror of all books and the winner of much tripods. >:D
    I have an entire exam on that this week, which is a little frightening. I have a[nother] Biology exam about fishes and chordates. AND a Document Based Question for AP History.
   Also, I wrote an ENTIRE PROLOGUE for a novel mine this night, which greatly excited me.... In between all this I have allowed myself hardly a bit of leisure, but I do find time for a bit. So. Without further ado, here is a platter of procrastination. Enjoy.


I know you [Liz] don't know who these people are. And it isn't Christmas. But this is my favorite thing and I get really happy (and...sad?) watching it. O.O
See, this is a little more to your liking. 
Eheh. This is my favorite thing of the week. 

O___________O Funny not funny at all

^ AND IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT ^
Good luck getting that song out of your head.

   Cheerio, then! I'm off to sleep, for I must wake on the morrow to conquer feesh*.
-Elly

*translation: FISH.

Friday, March 21, 2014

I really want to blog

I really want to blog, but I can't think of anything to blog about. 

So, to much of your dismay I'm sure, I shall simply talk to you!




It's Friday! (Rebecca Black has forever ruined that phrase for me and I'm sure the rest of America as well). The weekend is almost here and I am ready to sleep. Seriously, anyone who knows me knows that I adore sleep so not being able to sleep during the week kills me. 


Spring is in the air!Yesterday was the first day of spring! We are finally rid of the winter and summer is only one season away. 




There are tons of beautiful colors trending this spring.




"Yeah, we need some color! I was thinking some crimson, chartreuse, yellow! Oh no...not yellow. Yellow and snow? Nuh-uh. No go...am I right?" -Olaf the Snowman


I am really excited for spring. I am taking part in my first play the first weekend of May (exciting!). We are doing a spoof of the 70's t.v. show "Gilligan's Island". It is going to be hilarious. I am playing Mary Ann :)


Spring break starts tomorrow! We just have to get through today...just get through today...


Speaking of today, Divergent the movie came out today! (It actually came out yesterday in our theater because we're special) :) Me and my sister are DYING to go see it hopefully over the weekend. It is going to be an amazing movie. I have Hunger Games sized expectations for this movie. 


*Also, despite what Elly says, read the third book because if you don't then you can't say you finished the series and you'll be left in the dark while everyone else knows what's happening around you*


Well, I think that's it. That turned out to be a pretty decent-sized blog post, don't you think? 


Happy spring! 


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Feelings...

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?

Who's that behind you?

It is 11:30 pm where I live right now, it's dark in the hallway, I'm sitting in my bedroom, and my dad is watching The Twilight Zone. This is causing me to feel some major creepy feels. 

I'm sure I'm not the only one who squirms down the hallway as fast as possible when it's completely dark. If I turn my back to my parents' room while it's dark, I feel like there's someone in there watching me. I dash into rooms with light while no one is looking so as to not seem scared. I try to keep as many lights on as possible and even if I stumble upon my cat in the hallway in the dark, my heart freezes for a split second. 

Is this a more sophisticated fear of the dark? Is someone really watching me? (most likely no...but you never do know do you?) Have I seen too many creepy shows for my own good? (probably) 

I don't know why I feel this (maybe it's because something from my childhood happened that made me afraid of the dark, maybe?) So please comment if you also feel like there are people watching you in your own house.

(Don't look behind you, don't do it!)  
-LIZ

Monday, March 17, 2014

Fireflies.

   I've got this song in my head and the video is sort of awesome so I wanted to share. :3 Poor Liz has to study for a chemistry exam, and I should really get to bed. Somehow I manage to procrastinate from sleeping even when I have no Pinterest to go on (I'm taking a break for Lent).
    What have I got to say? I'm currently attempting to write a review on this "book," Vampire Academy, by Richelle Mead. I thought I'd be able to whip up a snarky one, but it's taking longer than I thought. That's probably because, whilst trying to get my thoughts down on figurative paper, I realized that this book is much, much worse than I had even imagined. I can hardly bring myself to give it a fair trial.

    I shall now, without further procrastination (probably) go feed my cat. She's wearing the death look again. I might even stay awake long enough to read Code Name Verity (which is, I can assure you, much better than the aforementioned book).
   I apologize for the bloody awful photograph. 'Ponine the iPod is tired. So am I, I suppose, and Liz's Salisbury Steak recipe made me slightly hungry (at 11:00 at night?!). It is a good thing indeed that it wasn't accompanied by a picture. Farewell for now!
- Elly

Salisbury Steak!

By request of Elly, our blog needs to be more diverse.

So here I am, making it diverse with...

*brumbrumbrumbrum*

A RECIPE! :)

My mom is making Salisbury Steak tonight for dinner. It is DELICIOUS! It is The Pioneer Woman's recipie (I don't know what it is, but a lot of moms like her. Me AND Elly's moms both like her). SO! Here it is! It is super good!! :)


Salisbury Steak

Total Time: 35 min
Prep: 15 min
Cook: 20 min

Yield: 6 servings

Level: Easy 

CATEGORIES

Beef Main Dish Steak


Ingredients

Meat Mixture:

1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef
1/2 cup seasoned breadcrumbs
1 tablespoon ketchup
2 teaspoons dry mustard

4 dashes Worcestershire sauce

1 cube beef bouillon, crumbled (or powdered beef base)

Salt and pepper

1 tablespoon butter

1 tablespoon olive oil

Gravy:

1 whole onion, halved and thinly sliced (or diced if you prefer)

2 cups beef broth, more if needed for thinning

1 tablespoon ketchup

1 teaspoon seasoning sauce, such as Kitchen Bouquet, optional

4 dashes Worcestershire

1 teaspoon cornstarch, optional

Salt and pepper

Directions
For the meat mixture: Combine the ground beef, breadcrumbs, ketchup, dry mustard, Worcestershire sauce, bouillon and some salt and pepper. Knead until all combined. Form into 4 to 6 oval patties, and then make lines across the patties to give them a "steak" appearance.
Fry the patties in a skillet with the butter and oil over medium-high heat on both sides until no longer pink in the middle. Remove from the skillet and pour off any excess grease.

For the gravy: Reduce the heat to medium and add in the sliced onions. Stir and cook until golden brown and somewhat soft, for several minutes. Add the beef stock, ketchup, seasoning sauce, if using, and the Worcestershire. Then combine the cornstarch with a little beef broth and add to the sauce if using. Stir and cook to reduce.Add a sprinkle of salt and pepper and more broth if needed for thinning. Then return the patties to the gravy. Spoon the gravy over the top and let them simmer and heat back up for a couple of minutes.

Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/salisbury-steak-recipe.html?c=linkback
Viola! It's amazing!!

EXCITEMENT IS IN THE AIR!

First, I will say happy St. Patrick's day! I am wearing green fyi, (no pinchy!). Even my cat, Caramel, got into the spirit!





    








  

That was a lot of pictures spaced randomly onto the page.

Anyways! EVEN BETTER NEWS!!!

 

THIS MOVIE IS ON DVD TOMORROW AND I AM FREAKING OUT!!! AHH!!!

Also, (on the note of movies)

This movie comes out on friday:


And a new trailer for this movie (which I am really excited for) comes out tomorrow!:


It is just a month of movies!! Happy St. Patrick's Day! (If you're not wearing green, I shall virtually pinch you!)

Monday, March 3, 2014

Frozen, the two-time Oscar-winning Best Animated Movie of the year!

You heard me right, TWO OSCARS!

 
Let the celebration begin!!

I am super proud of Disney and this amazing achievement but let's be honest, Frozen totally earned it. I mean seriously, none of those movies were even close! They won for best original song AND best animated feature!!

I was a bit bummed that Get A Horse didn't win best animated short film, but my sorrows were erased when I heard them announce Frozen not once, but twice, for Oscar wins. 

Congratulations everyone who helped make Frozen possible, you guys are great!



Look at Olaf celebrating his Oscar win :)

P.S. - Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, I totally agree that there should be a Frozen two! (If you didn't see it, watch their acceptance speech when Let it Go won best original song) :)

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Oscars

The Oscars (Academy Awards, whatever you desire to call them) are on tonight! I particularly love the Oscars because they deal with movies which are something that I love! They're on ABC (I think) tonight. 

So, anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE Disney's new movie Frozen (on DVD on March 18!! So excited!) and it just so happens that Frozen is not nominated for one, but TWO Oscars!


Yes, I'm serious, Kristoff. 

They have been nominated for Best Animated Picture and Best Original song. Im my opinion, they don't have much competition (knock on wood) and I think that they deserve to win both! 


Don't know what this guy's problem is....

Anyways, let's keep our fingers crossed that Frozen can pull out all of the stops and win two Oscars!

P.S. Did I mention Idina Menzel is performing Let it Go live? I'm just gonna watch it to see that!!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

In Which Ellie Narrates Her Week In Gifs and Oddity


    Elly reporting in from her breaching-messy room in a state that isn't apparently a state because certain Americans hold to the fact that there are only 49.
    I shall hence record the events of this week, starting with the morn' of February 24th. A Monday. Like most Mondays, I started early and ended late and felt extremely accomplished with life and school.
   Then I woke up on Tuesday and sort of realized that I had an entire week of school left. After much of this:  
   I finally ended up here and sat on my bum for the rest of the day (although, I did thoroughly enjoy History class as per usual)
   I shall skip the majority of Wednesday because I had to sit through Biology, which is pretty much a class where I retain this attitude until noon:
   BUT THEN I HAD TAG (Teen Advisory Group ((for the library))) and we rehearsed Marvin K. Mooney and the Butter Battle Book and I'm really excited about the entire production and I GOT TO TRY ON THE CAT AND THE HAT COSTUME and next week is the dress rehearsal. Imagine me - excited about a play!
   
   Yes, and then THURSDAY happened. My mom went to have her eye checked out. You read her blog, so you know what's up. It didn't fall out. Matt and I were home alone from 7am until 6:00 and we miraculously managed to get almost EVERY bit of our school done amidst much flapdoodle.
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   We are still trying to get Thor 2. Since the day it came out we've checked at least twenty redboxes. It is ridiculous. IT'S NEVER THERE. We did get Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 to watch. It has my approval, for a sequel. San Franjose, California. Bwahaha. Best part next to "THERE'S A LEEK IN THE BOAT!"
"There’s a leek in the boat!"
   AND THEN TWAS FRIDAY. I love Fridays. I had guitar class and I'm learning to play that song from Treasure Planet (which, Liz, you said you hadn't seen?).... You should see it. The movie is fantastic. Her's the song link---> "I'm Still Here," by John Rzeznik.
    Then THIS MORNING I had an essay.... I'd post it on here if I thought you were interested in reading about how Gilded Age industrialism affected American farmers and factory workers.

   I do good, though. Now I wait in suspense for it to be graded. Tomorrow I have to wake up early and go to church. The rest of the day will probably see me being forced into yardwork. I should go to bed now. My cat thinks I need to sleep. Pph.

   I would perhaps mention that I spent the better part of Friday evening crying over a Doctor, but let's not go into that. I shall hope to post again soon! I like the new design, Lizzy. XD FAREWELL.
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